A campfire treat for the indoorsy type

Posted on August 11, 2015 by bedshipcaptain

  

An impediment to frenzied consumption

Posted on August 11, 2015 by bedshipcaptain

  

An ever-unconsummated crush on an accent pillow

Posted on August 10, 2015 by bedshipcaptain

  

A reminder of your shameless, giant-headed youth

Posted on August 5, 2015 by bedshipcaptain

Another miscarriage of justice

Posted on August 5, 2015 by bedshipcaptain

  

A threat of total nonstop action, not even Blu-ray

Posted on August 5, 2015 by bedshipcaptain

  

A dying memory of poodles in sunlight

Posted on August 5, 2015 by bedshipcaptain

  

A sporty yet intact penis

A hot tub helper

Posted on February 3, 2012 by bedshipcaptain

Another dream like last night’s

Posted on February 3, 2012 by bedshipcaptain

A cruel caricature of your father

Posted on February 3, 2012 by bedshipcaptain

A chillingly glassy-eyed genetically modified pineapple-baby

Posted on February 3, 2012 by bedshipcaptain

A smell of what the Rock is cooking

Posted on February 3, 2012 by bedshipcaptain

An older man making you unhealthy lunches in exchange for sex

Posted on February 3, 2012 by bedshipcaptain

A hobby horse of the apocalypse

Posted on January 16, 2012 by bedshipcaptain

Thrift store, Tequesta FL