Author Archives: bedshipcaptain
A “sitting friend in a box”
A way to hang yourself by accident or on purpose
A lobotomizing tuque
Anything risqué, Danish, or on fire
A makeout with giant lips from the slums of insatiable need
A Harry Potter themed birthday party after all
A fur hat that is a Communist
A pair of fuzzy bananas who will never know sadness and seem kind of smug about it
A hologram Jesus at the Taj Mahal
A golden duck lamp
A nightmare ending abruptly only to wake up into a new nightmare
Thirteen copies of Titanic on VHS
An upside down Lance Bass barbie/marionette
A thousand outrageously fun ways to keep drinking
Things You Didn't Want 