Author Archives: bedshipcaptain
An impediment to frenzied consumption
An ever-unconsummated crush on an accent pillow
A reminder of your shameless, giant-headed youth
Another miscarriage of justice
A threat of total nonstop action, not even Blu-ray
A dying memory of poodles in sunlight
A sporty yet intact penis
A hot tub helper
Another dream like last night’s
A cruel caricature of your father
A chillingly glassy-eyed genetically modified pineapple-baby
A smell of what the Rock is cooking
An older man making you unhealthy lunches in exchange for sex
A hobby horse of the apocalypse
Thrift store, Tequesta FL
Things You Didn't Want 