Monthly Archives: August 2015
A huffy paper clamp
A ceramic baby witnessing an unspeakable horror
Some misogynistic souvenir humour, with key hooks
A horse you find attractive
A campfire treat for the indoorsy type
An impediment to frenzied consumption
An ever-unconsummated crush on an accent pillow
A reminder of your shameless, giant-headed youth
Another miscarriage of justice
A threat of total nonstop action, not even Blu-ray
A dying memory of poodles in sunlight
Things You Didn't Want 